Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.
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Andy Heaton
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
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John Updike
He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.
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Herbert Beerbohm Tree
How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us and yet not remember how often we have recounted it to the same person?
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La Rochefoucauld
More Quotes By Lord Byron
When Bishop Berkeley said "there was no matter " And proved it - 'twas no matter what he said.
She walks in beauty like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellowed to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
Society is now one polished horde Formed of two mighty tribes the Bores and Bored.
I am not now That which I have been.
A little curly-headed good-for-nothing And mischief-making monkey from his birth.
